Monday, January 26, 2015

The Walking Dead Game Review


  The walking dead is a telltale game based on the comics not the show. This game is very unique because it's story is made on the choices you make for example you punch this guy and later he tries to kill you if you don't punch that guy he will help you. The game is about a man named Lee and a lil girl named Clementine this guy one day while getting a nice ride from a police officer and the officer hits a walker (I don't understand why they don't call them zombies cause it's just stupid they call them walkers but they could be crawling and stuff) and car accident Lee then stumbles upon Clemintine and they fight zambies and murder them and stuff the story is great and a lot of people die (spoiler alert wait I think it's a lil but too late). 11/10

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Five nights at Freddy's creepy pasta

Note before I begin this is a work of fiction (duh) it was created by me any references are coincidental and this is not for the faint of heart (hah I don't really think it it will be that scary just in case that was your one and only warning).

  Lily was a girl who loved Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria she would go all the time to see Freddy, Bonnie and, Chica though in Kid's Cove she found that foxy was all tangled up and found that it was really creepy. As creepy as that "Mangle" sounds in Kid's Cove there was an even creepier thing, People called it the marionette, it would give the kids gifts if they inserted their tickets they won from playing the games. Lily wasn't a big fan of it she hated the thing, how it looked it was just disturbing. Anyway Lily was playing games and won an awesome foxy plushie and like it was totally awsome and she loved it and ate cardboard tasting pizza with the foxy plushie she had won. Lily always stayed till it closed but when she left, she left the most amazing plushie ever foxy inside the Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria so she went inside after closing hours. She roamed the halls of the pizzeria searching party room after party room then checking the game area and prize corner. She hadn't found it but while she was roaming around she noticed one of the animatronics leave the stage but she rubbed her eyes and Chica was back and she thought she was seeing things or rather unseeing things. Left the party rooms and walked down this huge hallway and got a flashlight flashed in her eyes. She was stunned and couldn't see anything and was stumbling around just then the security guard rushed towards her shoved her in his office and said "what are you doing here" 



  Lily replied "I'm looking for my super awesome totally amazing foxy plushie". 

  The security guard said in a very worried voice "You shouldn't be here the animatronics come alive and they will try to kill us ok so I need you to stay here with me at all times we have to go find an animatronic mask to prevent you from getting caught ok, stay in my office I will go find you a mask ok check the prize corner to keep the music box wound up cause that marionette will get you if you don't, ok and if anything gets in your office put your mask on ok and do not leave this room until 6 am ok even if I'm not back check the vents and put the mask on if something is there my name is Jeremy by the way if I don't come back tell them that a man named Jeremy saved you ok" (ok has been used too many times and it will never be used in a row that times again... Maybe).

  "Ok" Lily replied nervously. 

   Jeremy left out on search for the about 30 minutes later Lily heard a scream and a splat of some type of liquid hit the floor. Lily ditched the office in search of Jeremy. She was very stealthy in her approach of what was the parts and service room she smelled something awful like a sweaty suit of some sort and she entered. The room was really dark but in preparation for darkness she had brought Jeremy's flashlight. She had flashed inside the room and she saw what looked like a purple suit inside of the parts and service and it was the source of the incredibly horrid smell it smelled of body odor like a mascots suit. This suit must've been worn at least a billion times to smell that bad Lily thought.

  Lily had been distracted and she still needed to find Jeremy. She left parts and service in search for Jeremy she roamed around the place for about an hour until she stepped in a thick red liquid and turned her head to the right, and in horror threw up at the sight of Jeremy's body torn up and mangled in the hand of Freddy Fazbear stuffing him into a Freddy suit by the holding him by the neck, Freddy's hand coated in a dark Crimson liquid which Lily assumed was blood. Vomit mixed with the blood was not a good smell and Freddy was looking straight at her and she put the mask on but Lily had not put the mask on quick enough and got picked up by him, but Lily was fairly small and slipped out of his grip and slipped on blood and got back up and started running for the door.

   Lily had never run so fast in her life, she got to the door and pushed the door, but it was locked. It is 3 am now and she ran back to the office and heard a jack in a box sound and realized that it was the marionette because that is the sound it makes when giving the prizes so she ran from the office to the prize corner and she saw the marionette was gone but there was a weird animatronic exoskeleton standing just staring at nothing with a blank stare and half open eyes. Lily ran to the corner now with a dying flashlight and covered in vomit and blood her plushie still nowhere to be found. Lily puts the mask on and walks back to the office stealthily to look for batteries she walks past the bloody mess and she nearly vomits again and a horrible smell is now coming from the pile and Jeremy is now stuffed inside a suit and his eyes are now dangling out of the eye holes barely even attached by the veins holding them in place. now it was 4 am and Lily thought to herself ok just 2 more hours of this wretched place and I can get out of here. She was in the office and she saw toy Bonnie in the vent she put the mask on as Bonnie came out of the vent to examine her she was breathing hard and was really scared, and she almost screamed. Bonnie had left and it was 30 minutes til 5 now Bonnie came into the office and Lily didn't put the mask on instead instinctively hid under the desk. Now Bonnie was on the search for her and it wasn't  long before it checked under the desk. Lily was shaking, shaking so hard that she felt like she was going to faint because she was so scared. 

  Bonnie picked her up by her neck and was starting to squeeze the last breaths out of Lily while feeling on the desk she felt the flashlight and hit Bonnie's arm. The animatronics arm had failed and released Lily. Lily gasping for breath, dropped the flash light, and sprinted for the parts and service. She got in shut and locked the door, but it was pitch black and Lily could not see anything. Lily waited for about an hour and it was 5:50 and she saw eyes glow. The glow of the eyes told Lily that an animatronic is powering up. It was Chica her arms stretched out to the side missing both hands wires coming out of her wrists.Chica saw Lily and threw herself at Lily, Lily only seeing eyes was not aware of her arms and got pinned by the arm Lily was badly injured because her torso was slammed to the ground by the arm and she had a 3 inch in her arm because of the random parts on the floor, and she was bleeding heavily and then she heard it she heard church bells ring which signified it was 6 am. Lily thought to herself I made it. Later that day the mess was found and Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria was closed down Lily had to get stitches, but the physical damage could not compare to the emotional damage caused to her. And the foxy plushie was never found ... Sadly ( that's the saddest size of the story :( )
   

  

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Five Nights at Freddy's Storyline

   In fnaf 2 the company was really popular and huge but you were only there for the opening week and that's why you are one of the first security guards to work the shift and the other one applied to be in the day shift so your technically the first one to work there. On the 5th night he says the building is on lock down so to watch things more carefully and on the 6th night he says you shouldn't even be there but it's safer to finish the shift instead of just leaving, and he says you will be in the day shift tomorrow because there is an opening aka the guy who switched from night to day shift also he said that he would take a night shift also and the next day is the eventful day of the bite 87' in which not a child but Jeremy Fitzgerald gets bitten aka you so that's when the pizzeria became unpopular because there was an injury caused by an animatronic. (recap employee got fired the guy is going to take a night shift and you get bitten by mangle foxy wouldn't even be able to get out of parts and service)  Now onto fnaf 1 the phone guy is the one from the first pizzeria taking the night shift he dies but you remember the guy that got fired well in night 6 of fnaf2 he says a golden Freddy suit was stolen guess what happened soon after the other restaurant opened there was a murder and a golden Freddy suit was found at the scene of the crime thus implying the old day shift guy who got fired did it and because of that Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria did not make enough money to keep open and got shut down.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Five Night's at Freddy's 2 Game Review


    Ok Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is a pretty fun game but like most fun games it is hard *cough* I am Bread *cough*. Despite the difficulty (I beat night five) it is very interesting and has many interesting game mechanics for example the music box. In night 1 and 2 the music box depletes fairly slow and is not that hard to wind it back up as the animatronics aren't attacking you like crazy, but in nights 3-6 the music box drains really fast while the animatronics are trying to murder you every time you put your camera down. the next really interesting game mechanic there is the Freddy Fazbear mask you can keep it on as long as you like but then if you don't take the mask off there is the marionette that will murder you as well as foxy he doesn't get fooled by the mask. the old animatronics will be fooled only if you put it on fast enough though so just put it on as fast as you can or your screwed. The game is really amazing but it has its downsides like since you have to always wind the music box up you have no time to explore the facility that is a bummer because this one is a lot bigger than the other one. another downside is that the difficulty is insane but not impossible. Anyway i love this game it will always be one of my favorites and i can't wait for the 3rd one (yes it was already announced) and my rating is 9/10 because you can't really explore because of the music box.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Five nights at Freddy's 2 it's a prequel





  Ok this above picture is advertisement for the new Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria or the old one. So this advertisement is I guess misleading not only to the actual date of the restaurant but also the date of the game when it was to be released (Scott has released the game on 11-10-14 the tricky lil Scott he tricked us also the game is really hard I'm only on night 3 and old Bonnie always gets me:( ). Ok so in the first night the security guard states " Uh, now, I want you to forget anything you may have heard about the old location, you know. Uh, some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company. Uh... that old restaurant was kind of left to rot for quite a while, but I want to reassure you, Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun and above all, safety. They've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics, uh, facial recognition, advanced mobility, they even let them walk around during the day. Isn't that neat?"  Well not all of it is important but the last part is when he says the let them walk around during the day. Woah red flag why in the world would they let the animatronics walk around in the day again unless the bite of '87 hasn't happened yet. Nah that's just silly this is a new game isn't it and there is facial recognition so there is no possibility of any of the people being bitten right. 

  Well in another night the phone guy says that the animatronics act almost hostile to the staff and just stare. Well if that's not enough the phone guys alive he's dead after the 5th night on fnaf 1 but he is alive now that doesn't make any  sense and he says that he will take a night shift after you and you will take the day shift after. Also if you don't believe me here's the evidince of the date being a prequel. 

  If you still don't believe me look at the check you get after night 5

Friday, November 14, 2014

Five nights at Freddy's 2 strategy

  Ok in Five Nights at Freddy's 2 there are 11 things trying to kill you toy Bonnie, toy Chica, toy Freddy, Mangle (Foxy 2.0), old Bonnie, old Chica, old Freddy, old Foxy, golden Freddy, balloon boy, and last but not least the marionette. The strategy is that you check for the music box and switch back and go to check the vents and check the main hall rinse repeat till your at 6am. Now the animatronics get in your way of action balloon boy will come usually in your left vent and if u don't put your mask on he will get in your room and prevent you from using any of your lights Chica also comes from this vent and will eat your soul if you are not careful.

  Next toy Bonnie she will come in the right vent and eat your soul if you don't put your mask on. Old Bonnie will go through the right vent as well as the big door an will kill you if you are not quick enough to put your mask on same goes for all the old animatronics. Foxys a different story in which he only appears in the main hall and can't be fooled by the Freddy mask so you have to flash a light check your camera rinse repeat done. Marionette yes this one is a pain this is why you have a music box to keep that from coming you have a triangle in the corner that will alert you if the music box is going down and you need to wind it up once you hear the jack in a box music it's game over.

  Wait the check was given in 1987 that must mean Its a prequel.