Killing Floor

Killing Floor is a game about killing zombies . It has classes like marksman, medic, firebug (pyromaniac), demolitionist... Ect. Each player starts with a M9 beretta a knife a flashlight and a wielder. You wield doors to stop the zombies from coming in and you can find body armor and ammo on the floor as well as guns. After each round you can go to the trader to get weapons, armor and even a ... Potato (the potato costs 70,000£). These weapons will help you fight off the hordes of zombies. This game is all around a good zombie survival game and I will rate it a 9/10 cause the game is a bit buggy and has really hard difficulty.

Squeakidis Warning

Ok this is about annoying little kids who think they are better than everyone else and screw around. Symptoms of 5 year old squeakidis is 1 squeaking, 2 trolling (the act of being annoying or planking for no reason at all), and 3 acting like your better than everyone. People with these symptoms are highly contagious and may cause you to get banned (rage quit). They are so annoying that they will get banned just to try to troll you. So if you see any signs of sqeakidis please call a doctor so they can be cured (they can be found in competitive games and COD)

CS:GO Player Roles

  Ok in Counter Strike GO there are player roles for every team. The roles are In-game Leader(Says where to go and when to rotate), the entry fragger goes in guns blazing and tries to get a kill in the beginning of the round to get an advantage, main and secondary awper their job is to hold corners to prevent people from getting on the bombsite, the lurker this person lurks behind and flanks the enemy's and waits for rotates to get frags, the support this person feeds info to the team and is the one to back up and usually rotates first, and finally riflers they are the ones who use the rifles such as the Galil AR, Famas, AK-47, and the M4A4 they are the destroyers of the battle field and dominate anyone who comes their way. On my team TEC (The Elite Cause)  I'm a secondary awper/support role and Sometimes an entry fragger and I get the info for my team with an awp to let my team know where they are going.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive Competitive matches

In CSGO there are competitive matches which are 5 on 5 and casual 10 on 10. I like 5 on 5 more because you can meet really cool people and it just has more intense which most CSGO players live for *cough* me *cough*. These matches are a lot more fun (to me) than casual because when it's just you and there are 3 other players it's really satisfying to win that round. Now there are 4 maps I play on Nuke, Dust II, Inferno, and Mirage. These maps are played on by most people so therefore you can find a match faster. These matches have rounds and each match has 30 rounds so you need 16 to win and both teams need 15 to tie. The matches can be up to 90 min long which is actually really long but in lower ranks one team usually destroys the other team. On the first round of a competitive match you start with a sidearm depending on team. Terrorists get Glock-18's and the Counter-Terrorists get a choice of a p2000 or a USP-S. On these rounds you should buy armor not another pistol because you will most likely lose the pistol you bought if you don't use armor.

Fnaf 3 Game review continued

  So in the last blog we talked about the phantom going "boo" and like you having a mini heart attack and also the audio system. Some other  features of this game is the ventilation system and the audio system. When the phantoms go "boo" your ventilation system goes down and you have to reboot it. Now another phantom I didn't mention was mangle I didn't mention her cause it doesn't jump scare you. Mangle will pop up on the lower window and disable your audio system and you have to reboot it (duh). Your audio systems can go down another way, and that way Is if u use ballon boys audio too much then you have to reboot it. The ventilation system works with the click of a mouse (double click actually) and it will close off a section of the vent so springtrap will not get to your office and go "boo". I would rate this game 9/10 "boo" simulator.

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

  Yay fnaf 3 is out (well it's been out since Monday 3/2/15 but since blogs are due On Sunday I didn't want to blog on that day) and this time it's even more creepy and there is 1 animatronic and there are 5 phantoms. The phantoms include Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy, Balloon Boy, and The Marionette(or The Puppet whatever you want to call him). These guys only exist to scare the living crap out of you and they go like "boo" and like you go "aaahhh" and you fall out of the chair. The phantoms also are hallucinations because they don't kill you and they only go "boo" when your ventilation system is down. Now the only "living" one Springtrap he is attracted to sound so you lure him around with sound to make him go further away for your office and once he gets to ur office your screwed and he goes "boo" and you go "aaaahhhh" and you die, but this isn't all of the game stay tuned (wait "stay tuned" just sounds weird in this situation not like this is a tv broadcast) and I will finish the features.

Besiege game review

  Besiege is a game where you build a car or some type of vehicle to destroy a part of a village, you are the bad guy also I'm pretty sure because your destroying parts of villages. You start off easy you destroy a building on flat land and on the second level you have to destroy a windmill on a hill so you have to fly up to get to it. Then it goes to you destroying armies and then guardian stones (which damage your vehicle) and then forts. This game is early access and has some flaws but overall I rate this game 7/10 because it has a buggy camera control.

Counter-Strike Rants: Bans

  Counter-Strike is a really awesome game and is very very competitive (as stated in a previous blog) but there is one downside. That one downside is ... bans. These bans are pretty much the worst thing around. I mean I get it nobody wants to be in a game where when people start getting mad and they leave (without a consequence) so you will get these bans. Starting at 30 min to 2 hrs to 1 day to a week so on. The maximum penalty for leaving or something should be a day at the very most because you will have to wait a week if you get banned after a day ban and well you'll probably never pick up the game again. From personal experience a 7 day ban is to long because I had to go a whole week without this game (I may sound a little obsessed but I'm not... well not yet at least) and it was really boring.

Dying Light Game review

Dying Light is a game about zombies and  there is a place called harran and involves an undercover gre (global relief effort) operative trying to get a top secret file back. Dying Light has elements of Dead Island and Mirrors Edge. It has parkour (free running) a very big city map so kinda free roaming, crafting, and zombies. This adds to the survival element of the game. The game also has very awesome graphics (like an actual nextgen game should) a great story and finally zombies. Out of ten I would rate this game 11/20 Zombie simulator.

Counter-Strike:Global Offensive game review

Today I review my favorite game Csgo. This game is really fun for people who like competitive style gameplay. It includes weapon skins, crates to get weapon skins, micro transactions,and competitive gameplay. This game is awesome not only because it's awesome but because you can meet a lot of people that will be your friends you can play in a search and destroy type game mode. This game will ban you if you leave a competitive match in the middle of it starting with a 30 min ban 2 hr ban 1 day ban so on. Also a ton of people play it for fun and a there are also professional teams also it is really hard. All in all I rate this game 11/10 rage simulator.

State of Decay

State of decay is an open world zombie game where you are on a fishing trip and boom a (wild) zombie apocalypse appears. You start off as a guy named Marcus and you make friends with other people by saving them or completing quests for them and you can eventually play as them. Also there is a system called influence which allows you to take things from a stockpile at your base and it allows you to ask people to help you. 

The Walking Dead Game Review

  The walking dead is a telltale game based on the comics not the show. This game is very unique because it's story is made on the choices you make for example you punch this guy and later he tries to kill you if you don't punch that guy he will help you. The game is about a man named Lee and a lil girl named Clementine this guy one day while getting a nice ride from a police officer and the officer hits a walker (I don't understand why they don't call them zombies cause it's just stupid they call them walkers but they could be crawling and stuff) and car accident Lee then stumbles upon Clemintine and they fight zambies and murder them and stuff the story is great and a lot of people die (spoiler alert wait I think it's a lil but too late). 11/10

Five nights at Freddy's creepy pasta

Note before I begin this is a work of fiction (duh) it was created by me any references are coincidental and this is not for the faint of heart (hah I don't really think it it will be that scary just in case that was your one and only warning).

  Lily was a girl who loved Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria she would go all the time to see Freddy, Bonnie and, Chica though in Kid's Cove she found that foxy was all tangled up and found that it was really creepy. As creepy as that "Mangle" sounds in Kid's Cove there was an even creepier thing, People called it the marionette, it would give the kids gifts if they inserted their tickets they won from playing the games. Lily wasn't a big fan of it she hated the thing, how it looked it was just disturbing. Anyway Lily was playing games and won an awesome foxy plushie and like it was totally awsome and she loved it and ate cardboard tasting pizza with the foxy plushie she had won. Lily always stayed till it closed but when she left, she left the most amazing plushie ever foxy inside the Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria so she went inside after closing hours. She roamed the halls of the pizzeria searching party room after party room then checking the game area and prize corner. She hadn't found it but while she was roaming around she noticed one of the animatronics leave the stage but she rubbed her eyes and Chica was back and she thought she was seeing things or rather unseeing things. Left the party rooms and walked down this huge hallway and got a flashlight flashed in her eyes. She was stunned and couldn't see anything and was stumbling around just then the security guard rushed towards her shoved her in his office and said "what are you doing here" 

  Lily replied "I'm looking for my super awesome totally amazing foxy plushie". 

  The security guard said in a very worried voice "You shouldn't be here the animatronics come alive and they will try to kill us ok so I need you to stay here with me at all times we have to go find an animatronic mask to prevent you from getting caught ok, stay in my office I will go find you a mask ok check the prize corner to keep the music box wound up cause that marionette will get you if you don't, ok and if anything gets in your office put your mask on ok and do not leave this room until 6 am ok even if I'm not back check the vents and put the mask on if something is there my name is Jeremy by the way if I don't come back tell them that a man named Jeremy saved you ok" (ok has been used too many times and it will never be used in a row that times again... Maybe).

  "Ok" Lily replied nervously. 

   Jeremy left out on search for the about 30 minutes later Lily heard a scream and a splat of some type of liquid hit the floor. Lily ditched the office in search of Jeremy. She was very stealthy in her approach of what was the parts and service room she smelled something awful like a sweaty suit of some sort and she entered. The room was really dark but in preparation for darkness she had brought Jeremy's flashlight. She had flashed inside the room and she saw what looked like a purple suit inside of the parts and service and it was the source of the incredibly horrid smell it smelled of body odor like a mascots suit. This suit must've been worn at least a billion times to smell that bad Lily thought.

  Lily had been distracted and she still needed to find Jeremy. She left parts and service in search for Jeremy she roamed around the place for about an hour until she stepped in a thick red liquid and turned her head to the right, and in horror threw up at the sight of Jeremy's body torn up and mangled in the hand of Freddy Fazbear stuffing him into a Freddy suit by the holding him by the neck, Freddy's hand coated in a dark Crimson liquid which Lily assumed was blood. Vomit mixed with the blood was not a good smell and Freddy was looking straight at her and she put the mask on but Lily had not put the mask on quick enough and got picked up by him, but Lily was fairly small and slipped out of his grip and slipped on blood and got back up and started running for the door.

   Lily had never run so fast in her life, she got to the door and pushed the door, but it was locked. It is 3 am now and she ran back to the office and heard a jack in a box sound and realized that it was the marionette because that is the sound it makes when giving the prizes so she ran from the office to the prize corner and she saw the marionette was gone but there was a weird animatronic exoskeleton standing just staring at nothing with a blank stare and half open eyes. Lily ran to the corner now with a dying flashlight and covered in vomit and blood her plushie still nowhere to be found. Lily puts the mask on and walks back to the office stealthily to look for batteries she walks past the bloody mess and she nearly vomits again and a horrible smell is now coming from the pile and Jeremy is now stuffed inside a suit and his eyes are now dangling out of the eye holes barely even attached by the veins holding them in place. now it was 4 am and Lily thought to herself ok just 2 more hours of this wretched place and I can get out of here. She was in the office and she saw toy Bonnie in the vent she put the mask on as Bonnie came out of the vent to examine her she was breathing hard and was really scared, and she almost screamed. Bonnie had left and it was 30 minutes til 5 now Bonnie came into the office and Lily didn't put the mask on instead instinctively hid under the desk. Now Bonnie was on the search for her and it wasn't  long before it checked under the desk. Lily was shaking, shaking so hard that she felt like she was going to faint because she was so scared. 

  Bonnie picked her up by her neck and was starting to squeeze the last breaths out of Lily while feeling on the desk she felt the flashlight and hit Bonnie's arm. The animatronics arm had failed and released Lily. Lily gasping for breath, dropped the flash light, and sprinted for the parts and service. She got in shut and locked the door, but it was pitch black and Lily could not see anything. Lily waited for about an hour and it was 5:50 and she saw eyes glow. The glow of the eyes told Lily that an animatronic is powering up. It was Chica her arms stretched out to the side missing both hands wires coming out of her wrists.Chica saw Lily and threw herself at Lily, Lily only seeing eyes was not aware of her arms and got pinned by the arm Lily was badly injured because her torso was slammed to the ground by the arm and she had a 3 inch in her arm because of the random parts on the floor, and she was bleeding heavily and then she heard it she heard church bells ring which signified it was 6 am. Lily thought to herself I made it. Later that day the mess was found and Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria was closed down Lily had to get stitches, but the physical damage could not compare to the emotional damage caused to her. And the foxy plushie was never found ... Sadly ( that's the saddest size of the story :( )